Thursday, January 20, 2011

hullo helga

Raspootin received this delightful email this morning...

---------- Forwarded message ----------
Date: Thu, Jan 20, 2011 at 10:35 AM
Subject: Re:
Hi dear! I am for a decent man.

As for me, I am a young Russian girl

Do you like Russian women?

They are not just beautiful and smart, but very tolerant too.
Russian women value family and try to be with their husbands as much as possible.

It's time to get to know each other!
See you on marriage agency. Cheerio!

Please, visit this site!

Raspootin knows that his Russian heritage makes him an obvious target for spam things like this, but what is quite odd that last night, Raspootin was watching an uncharacteristic reality show. It was all about ugly American men shopping the Russian woman market for "Mail Order Brides". In this particular show the fuggly little american man 36 years of age who lives with his parents went to Russia to meet the stero- typical blonde Russian woman who he was corresponding with.

She wanted him to pick her, but he decided against it... In Raspootin's humble opinion he should have gone for it cause his chances of meeting a woman are remote.

Raspootin wants to know in light of this email arriving bright and early the morning after the, all be it, poor choice of programming if gmail is now monitoring Raspootin's viewing habits...