Monday, April 26, 2010

may the force be with you ?



Raspootin's ex sent this as an example of a break up letter that he found amusing ?

Raspootin is not really amused; obviously Jessica was not either

Thursday, April 22, 2010

an odd post I guess

Before you do Raspootin the courtesy of listening and reading - Raspootin wants to acknowledge that Raspootin shall certainly go into the fiery pit as described by Kurt for even posting these songs and feelings... and if a corpse can roll over in their grave; my Mom - who Raspootin loves dearly is doing so now.

Raspootin's mom believed in God and it was no doubt a great disapointment that yours truely had doubts... So if she is up there may she look at this kindly and understand Raspootin's odd sense of ablity...

Raspootin does not like to talk about this: but Raspootin’s Mother died in March. Raspootin has not quite come to terms with her death. And it's really odd that these 3 songs sum up Raspootin’s feeling about death.

Seeing a person that was once alive then dead in a coffin is not a way to say goodbye. Raspootin wanted to feel that Mom was out there – some sort of connection; and there was nothing at the time of viewing and there has been nothing since.

As anyone who has followed Saturday Knights knows; Raspootin fancies as an in touch outer spiritual individual and is deeply shocked and saddened that there is just nothing but: She is dead.

Faith is a good thing for most - but reality is better.




This song is the beginning of what Raspootin thinks when thinking of death & God in general -




This is then what Raspootin wondered - Can this happen to bad people who don't believe ??? Maybe I'll see Mom on the 4th of July - cause she was good - Explains why there has been no contact/ or not / can one pretend to believe and escape the pit of hell ??? Is Kurt in the pit of hell - just saying what Raspooin was thinking.



This is what Raspootin has come to embrace… though it is not to be any reflection on Raspootin's Mom - the video is not what raspootin was talking about as much as the lyrics... oh my that tangled web we do weave when we practice to deviate from God - Dear God.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Raspootin should have reproduced...

video video video

Raspootin Approves the actions of these Children!!

Thursday, April 15, 2010

back, breath and other sorts of pain

So Raspootin has been a real nasty bitchy bitch - but it hurts to have a pulled bit in your back - it really really hurts and to any knowledge that Raspooin has gained - it just has to work it self out; in like a week or two. Not good. Raspootin's friends can not put up with 2 weeks on biatch - and Raspootin does not blame them a bit.



Thank you friend - maybe this will work - and Raspootin will not be so scary; nor airy fairy on pain killers. - just saying it hurts - and the doctor said... whoo hoo be air fairy with a prescription and its OK - not... for Raspootin.

Raspootin is kinda wondering about "salt" in Epsom Salt - does that bloat ??? just wondering as it does go into skin as skin soaks.




Thank you Raspootin's Dad cause Raspootin thought that smelling like a candy cane would make a better mood even if the Espsom Salts did not work. Who could hate a Santa helper smelling Raspootin??? yeah right... Raspootin will end up like Rudolph with a red candy nose... just saying and Bloated cause the Salt and Candy Cane will assimilate into Raspootin's system with a negative ultimate.




This is the very large Tub - turn of the century - sort of like Raspootin - and I must say at 5"4 Raspootin likes this tub. Due to a nasty invasion of the most unmentionable large bug Rapootin had never used the Tub - what a waste of 2 years of wonderful soak. Hello Friend of Raspootin?? you reading this - what you did with the Epsom Salts paled to what you did to get rid of the dragons and their litter in the "soaking turn of the other century process"





Raspootin liked the soak. Rapspootin only had to execute one unmentionable - and then was able to relax in great comfort with zum candle. Thanks to Raspootin's sister for that.

Raspootin does not approve the picture; but was also never going to approve a soak pic either.

Thanks to my friend for the salts - and I am sure to be a better person for them and the soak.
Raspootin is wondering about the Candy Cane bb- bath as Raspootin smells like nic - and Epsom salts ... which is not relaxing but luckily Raspootin is alone and is not offended by Raspootin's smell. Raspootin does acknowledge that purchasing more deodorant - given the current one is gone (2 days only) would also be helpful.

For the pleasure of Raspootin's co workers and clients - off to the shower now.

Second stop after gas - umm like the gas to fill up the car..; is to Rite Aid for water pills and under arm militia - why water pills - Raspootin is certain that the Salt caused water weight gain - and the lack of under arm personal smell hygiene has just made the bloat worse.

Course Raspootin frequently thinks of introspection on Tumors and Halitosis - and Raspootin certainly hopes the last word is spelled correctly given the bad breath meaning that was intended.

Raspootin would not want to mean disgusting - hello you are killing me everytime you are in my space and breathing breath - with umm a word that meant anything less... :)










A little gas humor









I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
...and how was your day?


as an aside - this reminds me of a much funnier story told to me by a friend with regard to passing gas on a ride in Disney Land... but that is not Raspootin's story to tell - Still makes Raspootin laugh when thinking about it though...

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

You dont know how bad I got it

My favorite song from a million years ago that still makes so much sense to me.


04-15-10 7:00pm

YOU GOT IT BAD YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW BAD I HAVE IT

MY BROKEN SPIRIT IS FALLING TO THE FLOOR/

Helping person with Turbo Tax - 2hours

“Your finger pointing is annoying”

Yeah guess it was


04-15-10 8:01p,

“Did you do it – fuck you what is up with my taxes?”

– Umm I told you 10 times they are with the CPA and he filed an extension so your wife’s business is included.

“That is not what she said”

SHE is wrong – all taken care of….

“Umm sorry I love you”

Ya you show that about as well as when we were married.

Hey Jake!!!

Hey Raspootin

Den the Bartender: How's your wife that teaches sign?

Raspootin: wow someone married him? ( thinking)

Jake: Part of our marriage contract is not to be in New Orleans

Den: Why?

Jake – no jobs with health insurance and benefits in her area in New Orleans

Raspootin (saying to self SHUT UP)

Jake – we really want to move back but don’t know what to do

Raspootin (saying again to self SHUT THE F up…)

Jake to Raspootin – Any ideas

spootin “ keep your mouth shut –no one likes you today”

Jake – I value your opinion

Raspootin – Im such as sucker for that …..



Ideas for 20 minutes all well placed by Raspootin – allowing interaction from Jake.

“Jake – well you know I will never remember what you said or care”

Raspootin – “No wonder you did not marry till 56 and never got a job beyond waiter with any benefits.

Rapootin thought this – but did not say it

Raspootin got up and said – evidently you were talking and I should not have been involved with your conversation as it was personal.

Jake – Umm i'm going to talk to Den’s hubby as that is all I wanted to do… nice to see you Raspootin. But now it gives me no pleasure as I am married…

Raspootin: excuse me? ==[[[[[[[[[ okydoky know the pot hole I named Harry better than you –

Donna want to be here no more –tired of trying care regardless of pay or not.

Wouldn’t be good to be on your side grass is always greener over there…

Just saying..