Thursday, July 24, 2008
down doobie down down down
Dump your lover directly on voice mail
"New phone service makes it easier to get through life's awkward moments
Slydial lets you connect directly with another person's cell phone voice mail, bypassing the traditional ringing process that often results — sometimes disastrously — with someone picking up on the other end."
I don’t think I would take care of a breakup via voicemail, too easy for someone to pretend they did not get your message. I am in favor of the direct approach: “Fuck –off Asshole.” Then perhaps a dramatic finger gesture mixed with a mean stoney stare that I have finally perfected. A little tear trickle so you don't look like a bitch is a good effect when doing the breakup in public; though in all fairness I think it is more appropriate as a private act. Just depends on why you are breaking up.
Of course sometimes it happens kind of like this in my experience:
Alternate breakup version
like Neil says: