I hate mondays

The love story of Ralph and Edna...

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.


He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.


Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.


The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'


Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

Shaken not Stirred...

A little Apropos music selection...



"weiner" of Mardi Gras 2009 best costume



and therefore this video is a must see followup

Happy St Paddy's !

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Mary.

He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful.

Managing not to yell, Flynn sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood.

He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed.

In the morning, Flynn woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Mary staring at him from across the room.

She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you?"

Flynn said, "Why would you say such a mean thing?"

"Well," Mary said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly.....it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.

the truth hurts :(

I looked at this video and thought wow look at all those good looking men with great voices; isn’t it “FAB” that 4 talented, “HOT” men hooked up with each other out of the blue? Good thing that there is not an ugly one in the bunch. In fact in most groups there is typically an ugly one, who often is the most talented.

Who figures? THIS GUY must have his finger in everything. The truth ruined the whole thing for me. Guess that speaks to either my shallowness of character or extreme lack therein I dunno; all I do know is that it was just not the same after I knew.

dumbing it down to the basics

This is another sad commentary on our society; but I must say it made me laugh. People are so frickin clueless.

And yes the title of "Why dispatchers and Police People Drink" is appropriate.

It a Mad World

I would not want to bring a child into this world.

When children can not trust a parent to keep them safe, sheltered and fed; it's just a sad commentary on life in general.

I do not think it is going to get better economically for years to come, so we may see more of this happening as unemployment rises and the economy crushes the last bit of humanity from what used to be the so called family base.

The next generations will curse us, and I do not blame them a bit.

A man who had recently been laid off from a local hospital opened fire at his Wilmington home today, killing his five young children as well as his wife, police said. LA 01/27/09

A 53-year-old music teacher fatally shot his wife and two daughters Wednesday before killing himself, while his 16-year-old son who survived the attack managed to call police as he escaped uninjured from the Miami home, authorities said. Miami 02/25/09

A family of four has been found dead in a suburban Columbus, Ohio, home in what's believed to be a murder-suicide, authorities said Thursday. Police In Whitehall, east of Columbus, responded to a call around 2 p.m. Wednesday and found the bodies of Mark Meeks, 51; his wife, Jennifer Dallas-Meeks, 40; and children Jimmy, 5, and Abbigail, 8. Ohio 01/29/09

CHICAGO — A man who stabbed his first wife to death more than two decades ago used a Civil War replica rifle to kill his current wife and her son before committing suicide in their upscale suburban home, police said Tuesday. Chicago 03/03/09

Police launched a "massive manhunt" Friday for a newlywed suspected of killing his wife, sister-in-law and three little children in one of Cleveland's worst shootings in recent years.
The victims were found Thursday night on the second floor of a two-family home on the city's west side, police said. Cleveland 03/06/09

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- A man distraught because he could not find work shot and killed his mother-in-law, his wife and three sons and then killed himself inside a home in an upscale San Fernando Valley neighborhood, police said. Authorities said the man had an MBA in finance but appeared to have been unemployed for several months and had worked for major accounting firms, such as Price Waterhouse Oct 2008

June 2, 2008
Calgary, Canada – Five people have been confirmed dead in a murder-suicide that occurred on Tuesday, May 27. Joshua Lall, 34, stabbed and killed his wife Alison, 35, his two daughters Kristen, 5, and Rochelle, 3, and Amber Bowerman, 30, a tenant in their home, before committing suicide. A third daughter, one-year old Anna, was not harmed.

paranoia will destroy ya

PARANOID ?

at this point i will be living on the island... with the cabana boy :) and no cell phone.

yup when i can't lie about my age, weight and hair color, i'm done.