Friday, September 05, 2008

Hail Raspootin!

step over boys, there is a NEW scarier name in town!

RASPOOTIN RULES!



8 comments:

Imperadør Hasemörder said...

you'll get my vote

billy pilgrim said...

is mccain's wife a long lost romanov?

Raspootin said...

I am the best IH! Do you want to run as my BF- VP? You are invited to scare in my administration, as scared the mortals should be. Think it over, ask Biden and Palin their thoughts and get back to me soon.

Why yes BP she is my sister twice removed as a third cousin to my Mother's side where my great great great granny married a Russian werewolf and then he did a vampire and still as 1/2 cousins 9 times removed; I and the latest Mrs. McCain are related.

Stephanie Meyer did not give us credit, but trust me, we gave her insight. We are trying to "change" Sarah – into one of us as I type :) She is resistant to the cross over. I can understand, but what is better a VP elect for 3, months to election or a Vamp for life? Good Lord, only her Majesty Ms Yellow Granny could predict.

Woozie said...

Rumor has it that Rasputin had an obscenely large penis. He was also indestructible, so he had that going for him too. Until he died, that is. So it goes.

Raspootin said...

My Penis (not to mention balls) are of mythical proportions :)

yellowdog granny said...

my vote for you my lord

Woozie said...

oh my

Raspootin said...

oh my indeed! some people even find the size rather alarming... I just cannot figure out why?