Fantastic Fiction

I can't remember the last time I had a good Saturday Night. This is not due to black outs from excessive alcohol or hard core mind erasing drugs. I am a lame ass with no money to go out. Oh sure, I could get a bottle of night train and kick it with my hobo hommies but I chose to stay indoors. Thanks for having me onboard Raspootin. I will do my best to fill it with fantastic fiction of my Saturday Night dreams.