Saturday, September 02, 2006

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Writing about Daniel Edwards’ new piece is not behind the times.

This probably is, but I thought it was quite amusing.

A Louisiana Katrina evacuee walks into the local Texas welfare office for his monthly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare month after month, since I left New Orleans . I'd really much rather have a job".

The Texas social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The Louisiana guy says, "You're bullshitting me!"

The Texas social worker replies, "Yeah, well, you started it."

See, I can have a sense of humor that is riddled with poor taste too!

10 comments:

Butchieboy said...

Good job. I see some progress, here.

Butchieboy said...

Oh yes, commentary on Ray Nagin can be found
here
here
here
and
http://butchdingo.blogspot.com/2006/06/congratulations-to.html.

You will really enjoy these links :)

Butchieboy said...

Here is that last one again.

Woozie said...

Hmm, Butchie, I can't quite grap the gist of your opinion on Ray Nagin. Could you explain it please?

Butchieboy said...

HAHAHAHA!

Raspootin said...

Hey Woozie,

Please do not encourage him to tell us again...

Anonymous said...

Raspootin, you sure seem desperate for acceptance. You keep completely changing your stance just to suck up to people leaving comments. Try to have a spine.

Art Whore said...

Framing something doesn't make it art. Suck up. You know what I'm talking about.

Raspootin said...

“desperate for acceptance”

Why would I want your acceptance? I don’t even know who you are!

At no time have I changed my “Stance” on Nagin. And 1 nice comment on Buttcheez’s site is hardly being a suck up. "His photos are interesting and he should frame them" – oooohhh big suck up comment -

The cartoon post does not have anything to do with Nagin – that would be GW. The joke post is exactly what I have been posting about with regard to the entitlement mentality and welfare dependency found in many poor people in New Orleans who now happen to live in Houston. Just because you read 2 posts and 10 comments does not make you an authority on what I write about. So if you want to continue picking go ahead, but do it armed with facts.

art whore: A frame can make a shit piece of art look great.

It is all in the presentation.

Anonymous said...

"It is all in the presentation."

EXACTLY! whew. finally.