So I found this amusing, and obviously am having a bit of a mental writing block...
Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I canType real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and allthe ladies.
Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.
I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a jobthru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat youwant to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can startimeditely.. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
BRYAN nikname Beefy
PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:.....
Dear Bryan,
It's OK sweety, we've got spell check. When can you start?
Raspootin:)
7 comments:
it must be the anabolic stereos he's been listening to.
i wood hiher him for shoor
sigh*
M gonna prick block this one.
bp - seems to be working for him :)
uno- oh yeah yummy eye candy
Ydgrand- yes my thoughts exactly
LE huh? prick block?
You don't know what a prick block is??? Oh yee of tiny cock.
still don't know the phrase unless you tell me, and yes i possess a tiny cock, but very large balls
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