Wednesday, December 03, 2008

The Resume

So I found this amusing, and obviously am having a bit of a mental writing block...


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the offiser job what I saw in the paper. I canType real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. Certain men and allthe ladies.

Im lookin for a Jobb as a offiser but it musent be to complicaited.

I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a jobthru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat youwant to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can startimeditely.. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.


BRYAN nikname Beefy

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:.....

Dear Bryan,

It's OK sweety, we've got spell check. When can you start?



billy pilgrim said...

it must be the anabolic stereos he's been listening to.

unokhan said...

i wood hiher him for shoor

yellowdog granny said...


Anonymous said...

M gonna prick block this one.

Raspootin said...

bp - seems to be working for him :)
uno- oh yeah yummy eye candy
Ydgrand- yes my thoughts exactly
LE huh? prick block?

Anonymous said...

You don't know what a prick block is??? Oh yee of tiny cock.

Raspootin said...

still don't know the phrase unless you tell me, and yes i possess a tiny cock, but very large balls