There is an elderly lady and her hubby who live directly across from where I parked last night. This is the conversation:
Nice lady:
“Gawd, saints alive I never did see that many police on this street”
Raspootin:
“Well I am a bit embarrassed – I parked in their drive way”
Nice lady
“Sakes no – we saw you parallel parking that spot and were clappin”
Raspootin:
I do remember parallel parking into the spot, but I guess I must have got on their drive way
Nice lady
“Indeedy no doll – they had that young one ya know the one who yelled at you? He was parked in front of the drive.”
Raspootin:
You mean he let his dad – or whoever park inside the gate then he blocked the driveway with his car?
Nice lady
“Ya his” (asking hubby) “Expeditions” (Expedition)
Nice lady:
“Well you are a good girl I was sorry about seeing that”
Raspootin:
Well thank you for telling me – good night!
So, vindicated as there would have been no way for me to see that it was a drive way. It is hard to imagine that a drive way here can be 2’ but there you go. I feel better now, but still want to get even.
5 comments:
How many murders were there in in July? Glad to know that N.O.'s finest is going after our most dangerous criminals - parking violaters, & on Sunday, speeding for me - 45 on 35 mph 3-lane Claiborne Ave. Very busy. Will comment more later. See ya soon.
I have no words to describe how awful that whole episode sounds! Go with the voodoo candles, but maybe light them under their cars!
I would probably get caught in the act and instead of a ticket they would arrest me.
Use the voodoo candles to hope that a brick finds it's way into his skull.
I will have to see if he left any hair in my car along with the nasty plastic plate - then I can create a little voodoo doll and stick an ice pick in it.
Ouch - makes me laugh thinking of it :)
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